me: *sucks a clown’s dick behind a elementary school*
someone: damn why that clown ain’t bother you?
me:
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”
If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless
This was an adventure from beginning to end
Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…
me: *sucks a clown’s dick behind a elementary school*
someone: damn why that clown ain’t bother you?
me:
Great idea that will have no negative consequences: Witch hunters, but for clowns
something like this actually happened at UMass Amherst
Good. The people of Massachusetts have traditionally been very rational and level-headed in their witchhunts.
Happy as a dog in a donut. (via briellewestwood)
they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football